Total Medals Earned: 1,124 (From 315 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,420 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (100/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Skip the story midway
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/290 points)
Slay your first enemy
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the third boss
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat the fifth boss
Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
Complete every single task
Medals Earned: 17/18 (485/495 points)
Mine 20 Pieces of Coal
Reach a Depth of 300 Meters
Mine 20 Pieces of Iron
Mine 20 Pieces of Silver
Mine 20 Emeralds
Mine 20 Pieces of Gold
Mine 20 Saphires
Reach a Depth of 600 Meters
Mine 20 Diamonds
Reach a Depth of 1000 Meters
Mine 20 Rubies
Find the Source of the Signal
Find 10 Giant Gems
Find the Ancient Remains
Clear 10% of the Map
Find all the Treasure
Clear 25% of the Map
Clear 5% of the Map
Medals Earned: 1/12 (25/500 points)
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Purchase an item!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 18/18 (500/500 points)
Learn about all the power-ups in the "?" section
Read both pages of the credits section
Commit a suicide
Finish Mission1 without being harmed at all
Finish Shooting Challenge4 with 70+ shots left
Finish Shooting Challenge1 with 20+ seconds left
Finish Shooting Challenge2 with 70+ shots left
Finish Shooting Challenge3 with 20+ seconds left
Play and complete the Tutorial Mission
Finish Mission5 using mouse movement controls
Finish Mission7 with 40+ seconds left
Finish Mission12 with 30+ seconds left
Finish Shooting Challenge5 with all 3 bonus stars
Score more than 10000 points
Finish Mission9 on hard difficulty
Score more than 20000 points
Finish Mission13 on insane difficulty
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/165 points)
You've lost the game and doomed us all!
You've found The Hammer of Brick Breaking!
You've claimed the sword!
You've won the game and saved the universe!
You've purged this game of all monsters!
On the edge of darkness, you still prevailed!