Total Medals Earned: 1,121 (From 314 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,380 Points
Medals Earned: 2/20 (20/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock the Army Helmet.
Buy all the Gun Upgrades.
Buy all the Grenade Upgrades.
Unlock the Dad n' Me Mask.
Buy all the Shield Upgrades.
Unlock Elvis' Hair and sunglasses.
Travel a distance of 4km or further in one run.
Unlock the Orange Cap.
Unlock the Party Hat.
Buy all the Engine Upgrades.
Buy all the Oil Upgrades.
Travel a distance of 12km or further in one run.
Travel a distance of 8km or further in one run.
Unlock all the other Medals.
Unlock all the hats.
Buy all the Upgrades.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/500 points)
Complete Stage 1
Complete stage 2
Complete Stage 3
Complete Stage 4
Complete the game!
Complete Stage 5
Complete Stage X
Medals Earned: 6/30 (60/500 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 10
Beat Level 11
Beat Level 12
Beat Level 13
Beat Level 14
Beat Level 15
Beat Level 16
Beat Level 17
Beat Level 18
Beat Level 19
Beat Level 20
Beat Level 21
Beat Level 22
Beat Level 23
Beat Level 24
Beat Level 25
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Beat Level 26
Beat Level 27
Beat Level 28
Beat Level 29
Beat Level 30
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 2/17 (20/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 6/30 (30/270 points)
Kill 1 Soldier
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Score a Triple Kill
Unlock the Dart Gun
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Capture 15 flags
Earn 1000$
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Catch a flag in the air
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Complete 50% of the missions
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 9/20 (115/500 points)
Destroy a cruiser ship
Destroy a battle ship
Destroy a speed ship
Fight against 30 ships at the same time
Make your first upgrade
Play for the first time
Try again after being defeated
Get more than 31415 points
Destroy a cannon ship
Destroy an energy ship
Get the max upgrade of the rockets
Get the max upgrade of the shotgun
Get the max upgrade of the cannons
Destroy an elite battle ship
Destroy an elite speed ship
Try again 15 times
Get the max upgrade of the machinegun
Survive at least for 2 minutes
Destroy a war fan ship
Be the best of All-Time at least once
Medals Earned: 3/10 (125/500 points)
Being eaten by dog
Find second ending.
Find fourth ending
Being killed by spikes
Find sixth ending.
Being crushed by Bigfoot.
Find fifth ending.
Find third ending
Find first ending.
Find all endings
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/90 points)
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